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Tickford · 08-21-2003, 02:39 AM

Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk..
1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

wwcd101 · 08-21-2003, 03:41 AM

How about "I was just at the optomitrist and they gave me those drops..."

Thanks for listening.

Root_Beer_Man · 08-21-2003, 09:21 AM

HAHA priceless...i got to use those

Tiger69z · 08-21-2003, 02:36 PM

Lol i can just imagine using those

JTC · 08-21-2003, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by Tickford
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
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This one's my favourite.

Like to see the boss try argue that one. God I hate those bullshit time management meetings.

JBX · 08-21-2003, 09:37 PM

Those were good.

AP1 · 08-22-2003, 05:24 PM

haha nice. good luck with those.

soopadoopa · 08-22-2003, 06:01 PM

I'm gonna print those out. Probably will need them if I don't get my ass off here and go to bed.

twist769 · 08-22-2003, 06:34 PM

Any that work with college professors?

FastShark85 · 08-22-2003, 09:59 PM

I know a guy that claimed he was choking and passed out.

Slims · 08-22-2003, 11:27 PM

I like number 10 the best.

jfranco13 · 08-23-2003, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by twist769
Any that work with college professors?

How about, I was up all night studying your fascinating book?

Silverbrain · 08-23-2003, 10:26 AM

nice list, may have to try some!

KellyC · 08-29-2003, 02:35 AM

LOL!!! this is funny...too bad this didn't exist yet when i was in highschool....#s 1, 5 and 10 woulda worked on my physic and spanish teacher

obelix · 08-29-2003, 05:36 PM

those will come in handy. all i need is a desk to doze off on :P

hayden · 08-29-2003, 09:46 PM

i might have to try one of those out next week at work and see how it goes

bravo49 · 08-30-2003, 12:37 AM

My son says "I'm checking my eyelids for holes"

I'll have to try those out

legolas · 08-30-2003, 04:40 AM

From family guy "there's a bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffacate him"

08-21-2003, 02:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work: 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!" 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?" 4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 3. "The coffee machine is broken..." 2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.. 1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen." __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-21-2003, 09:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	HAHA priceless...i got to use those __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

08-21-2003, 09:37 PM	#6 (permalink)
JBX Unfair and Imbalanced Location: Upstate, NY	Those were good. __________________ "Youth and Strength is no match for Age and Treachery"

08-22-2003, 05:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
AP1 Crazy Location: Virginia, USA	haha nice. good luck with those. __________________ i'm the man from nantucket

08-22-2003, 11:27 PM	#11 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	I like number 10 the best. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

08-21-2003, 03:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
wwcd101 Insane	How about "I was just at the optomitrist and they gave me those drops..." Thanks for listening.

08-21-2003, 02:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Lol i can just imagine using those

08-22-2003, 06:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
soopadoopa Crazy	I'm gonna print those out. Probably will need them if I don't get my ass off here and go to bed.

08-22-2003, 06:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
twist769 Upright	Any that work with college professors?

08-22-2003, 09:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
FastShark85 Psycho Location: In the garage, under the car.	I know a guy that claimed he was choking and passed out.

08-23-2003, 10:26 AM	#13 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	nice list, may have to try some! __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

08-29-2003, 02:35 AM	#14 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	LOL!!! this is funny...too bad this didn't exist yet when i was in highschool....#s 1, 5 and 10 woulda worked on my physic and spanish teacher __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

08-29-2003, 05:36 PM	#15 (permalink)
obelix Insane Location: Calgary, AB	those will come in handy. all i need is a desk to doze off on :P __________________ no substance

08-29-2003, 09:46 PM	#16 (permalink)
hayden Upright	i might have to try one of those out next week at work and see how it goes

08-30-2003, 12:37 AM	#17 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	My son says "I'm checking my eyelids for holes" I'll have to try those out

08-30-2003, 04:40 AM	#18 (permalink)
legolas shit faced cockmaster Location: CT	From family guy "there's a bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffacate him" __________________ "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."