Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work
 

Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work:

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk..
1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."

How about "I was just at the optomitrist and they gave me those drops..."

Thanks for listening.

HAHA priceless...i got to use those

Lol i can just imagine using those :)

Re: Ten Best Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Work
 

This one's my favourite.

Like to see the boss try argue that one. God I hate those bullshit time management meetings.

Those were good.

haha nice. good luck with those.

I'm gonna print those out. Probably will need them if I don't get my ass off here and go to bed.

Any that work with college professors?

I know a guy that claimed he was choking and passed out.

I like number 10 the best.

How about, I was up all night studying your fascinating book? :)

nice list, may have to try some!

LOL!!! this is funny...too bad this didn't exist yet when i was in highschool....#s 1, 5 and 10 woulda worked on my physic and spanish teacher

those will come in handy. all i need is a desk to doze off on :P

i might have to try one of those out next week at work and see how it goes

My son says "I'm checking my eyelids for holes"

I'll have to try those out

From family guy "there's a bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffacate him"