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uncle phil 08-20-2003 04:19 AM

ATM Play
 
His and Hers instructions for the ATM


HIS:

1. Pull up to ATM

2. Insert card

3. Enter PIN and account

4. Take cash, card and receipt

5. Drive away


HERS:

1. Pull up to ATM

2. Back up and pull forward to get closer

3. Shut off engine

4. Put keys in purse

5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine

6. Hunt for card in purse

7. Insert card

8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it.

9. Enter PIN

10. Study instructions.

11. Hit "cancel"

12. Re-enter correct PIN

13. Check balance

14. Look for envelope

15. Look in purse for pen

16. Make out deposit slip

17. Endorse checks

18. Make deposit

19. Study instructions

20. Make cash withdrawal

21. Get in car

22. Check makeup

23. Look for keys

24. Start car

25. Check makeup

26. Start pulling away

27. Stop

28. Back up to machine

29. Get out of car

30. Take card and receipt

31. Get back in car

32. Put card in wallet

33. Put receipt in checkbook

34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook

35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook

36. Check makeup

37. Put car in reverse

38. Put car in drive

39. Drive away from machine

40. Drive 3 miles

41. Release parking brake

cchris 08-20-2003 05:02 AM

Got me spitting shit everywhere.

Release parking brake. Bwahahahahahahaah

Gortexfogg 08-20-2003 06:31 AM

Haha! Funny stuff!

telekinetic2 08-20-2003 02:31 PM

hehe... 'clear area in purse'...*laugh with spittle*

Tickford 08-20-2003 04:55 PM

hahahaha...... soooo funny, cause it true.....

RemyLebeau97 08-20-2003 09:45 PM

Great one and yes, very true


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