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08-19-2003, 07:55 AM
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Bad news from the Doctor
While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack. The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead, but his heart is still beating." "Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, "We've never had a liberal in the family before!" |
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08-19-2003, 12:58 PM
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Right. Liberals instead choose to tax those who actualy work to allow worthless jackasses to sit home, smoke crack and masturbate all day. They also like to claim they're for the working man by fighting big business to the point of bankrupcy, thus closing jobs and leaving more unemployed. They also like the idea of allowing murderers and rapists back into society, because hey, can't we all just hold hands and get along? As if.
Deficit spending kickstarts the economy. Also, we haven't found any weapons yet. Infact, Iraq might not have any WOMD at all. But the fact remains that we didn't know that, and all the info we had to go with was that they were kicking out weapons inspectors and acting suspicious. If you were in charge, what would you think of that behavior? |
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08-19-2003, 06:03 PM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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Now, that's a funny joke. On the other, as a former member of US Special Forces, I have seen close up how oppressed peoples live. I just bet the Kurds are all broken up about us being wrong. Well, the two or three that weren't tortured and killed by Sadaam. The liberals seem to have forgotten about that part.
Of course we didn't find any WOMD. He used 'em all on his own countrymen before we got there.
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08-20-2003, 12:08 PM
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will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
Location: In the dust of the archives
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Oh geez...lighten up a little you guys. I'm about as liberal as you can get (on most issues), and I didn't get offended by it. It's a joke for cryin' out loud. Learn to laugh at yourselfs.
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