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twist769 · 08-19-2003, 07:55 AM

While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack. The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead, but his heart is still beating."

"Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, "We've never had a liberal in the family before!"

johnnymysto · 08-19-2003, 08:10 AM

That's great! I love it! Good laugh.

Darkblack · 08-19-2003, 10:13 AM

Bah! Damn conservatives!

Stare At The Sun · 08-19-2003, 10:26 AM

^what he said. If anything, liberals are the ones with the brains, as they dont fucking go to war with other countries for no reason, or do massive amounts of defecit spending...-_- im not going to say anymore.

iktoweya · 08-19-2003, 10:37 AM

^ damn straight

twist769 · 08-19-2003, 12:58 PM

Right. Liberals instead choose to tax those who actualy work to allow worthless jackasses to sit home, smoke crack and masturbate all day. They also like to claim they're for the working man by fighting big business to the point of bankrupcy, thus closing jobs and leaving more unemployed. They also like the idea of allowing murderers and rapists back into society, because hey, can't we all just hold hands and get along? As if.

Deficit spending kickstarts the economy. Also, we haven't found any weapons yet. Infact, Iraq might not have any WOMD at all. But the fact remains that we didn't know that, and all the info we had to go with was that they were kicking out weapons inspectors and acting suspicious. If you were in charge, what would you think of that behavior?

padam · 08-19-2003, 01:40 PM

not bad, but looking at it the other way i guess i'm all brains and no heart???

SirLance · 08-19-2003, 06:03 PM

Now, that's a funny joke. On the other, as a former member of US Special Forces, I have seen close up how oppressed peoples live. I just bet the Kurds are all broken up about us being wrong. Well, the two or three that weren't tortured and killed by Sadaam. The liberals seem to have forgotten about that part.

Of course we didn't find any WOMD. He used 'em all on his own countrymen before we got there.

Fallon · 08-20-2003, 11:15 AM

Wow...that was pretty fast for Iraq to be brought into the picture...nifty...

Bill O'Rights · 08-20-2003, 12:08 PM

Oh geez...lighten up a little you guys. I'm about as liberal as you can get (on most issues), and I didn't get offended by it. It's a joke for cryin' out loud. Learn to laugh at yourselfs.

hrdwareguy · 08-20-2003, 02:49 PM

This is a humor thread, if you can't take the joke use your back button. If you want to make a political statement, take it to the Politics forum

RemyLebeau97 · 08-20-2003, 06:38 PM

Good one, made me laugh !

08-19-2003, 07:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
twist769 Upright	Bad news from the Doctor While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack. The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead, but his heart is still beating." "Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock, "We've never had a liberal in the family before!"

08-19-2003, 08:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
johnnymysto Overreactor Location: South Ca'lina	That's great! I love it! Good laugh. __________________ "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request." - Capt. Barbossa

08-19-2003, 10:37 AM	#5 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	^ damn straight __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-19-2003, 06:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Now, that's a funny joke. On the other, as a former member of US Special Forces, I have seen close up how oppressed peoples live. I just bet the Kurds are all broken up about us being wrong. Well, the two or three that weren't tortured and killed by Sadaam. The liberals seem to have forgotten about that part. Of course we didn't find any WOMD. He used 'em all on his own countrymen before we got there. __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-20-2003, 12:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Oh geez...lighten up a little you guys. I'm about as liberal as you can get (on most issues), and I didn't get offended by it. It's a joke for cryin' out loud. Learn to laugh at yourselfs. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

08-19-2003, 10:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
Darkblack Banned Location: Pennsytuckia	Bah! Damn conservatives!

08-19-2003, 10:26 AM	#4 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	^what he said. If anything, liberals are the ones with the brains, as they dont fucking go to war with other countries for no reason, or do massive amounts of defecit spending...-_- im not going to say anymore.

08-19-2003, 12:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
twist769 Upright	Right. Liberals instead choose to tax those who actualy work to allow worthless jackasses to sit home, smoke crack and masturbate all day. They also like to claim they're for the working man by fighting big business to the point of bankrupcy, thus closing jobs and leaving more unemployed. They also like the idea of allowing murderers and rapists back into society, because hey, can't we all just hold hands and get along? As if. Deficit spending kickstarts the economy. Also, we haven't found any weapons yet. Infact, Iraq might not have any WOMD at all. But the fact remains that we didn't know that, and all the info we had to go with was that they were kicking out weapons inspectors and acting suspicious. If you were in charge, what would you think of that behavior?

08-19-2003, 01:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
padam Upright Location: Houston	not bad, but looking at it the other way i guess i'm all brains and no heart???

08-20-2003, 11:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
Fallon Junkie Location: RI	Wow...that was pretty fast for Iraq to be brought into the picture...nifty...

08-20-2003, 02:49 PM	#11 (permalink)
hrdwareguy "Officer, I was in fear for my life" Location: Oklahoma City	This is a humor thread, if you can't take the joke use your back button. If you want to make a political statement, take it to the Politics forum __________________ Gun Control is hitting what you aim at Aim for the TFP, Donate Today

08-20-2003, 06:38 PM	#12 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	Good one, made me laugh !