Joke of the Day - August 19 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 08-19-2003, 05:43 AM

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinner, she does just that.

About a week later she's back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn`t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there on the table!"

The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

"Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."

Regziever · 08-19-2003, 08:25 AM

Muahahaha... Great joke!

Midlandmadman · 08-19-2003, 08:36 AM

thats a good one!!!! hahaha

slant eyes · 08-19-2003, 02:27 PM

good one, and unexpected

izzzzy · 08-19-2003, 03:23 PM

Good one Jadz, keep 'em coming.

Stare At The Sun · 08-19-2003, 03:30 PM

Hah, i want that pill...

Happyland · 08-19-2003, 05:13 PM

are you getting all these off a daily calander. I mean no one knows that many jokes

soopadoopa · 08-19-2003, 05:30 PM

Where can I get some of those for my wife?????

RemyLebeau97 · 08-20-2003, 09:59 PM

Haha, thats funny az shit

08-19-2003, 05:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - August 19 A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinner, she does just that. About a week later she's back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn`t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."

08-19-2003, 08:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Muahahaha... Great joke! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-19-2003, 08:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	thats a good one!!!! hahaha __________________ Its good to be back.

08-19-2003, 02:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	good one, and unexpected __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-19-2003, 05:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	are you getting all these off a daily calander. I mean no one knows that many jokes __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-19-2003, 03:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
izzzzy Crazy Location: SW NEW HAMPSHIRE	Good one Jadz, keep 'em coming.

08-19-2003, 03:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Hah, i want that pill...

08-19-2003, 05:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
soopadoopa Crazy	Where can I get some of those for my wife?????

08-20-2003, 09:59 PM	#9 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	Haha, thats funny az shit