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ssander9 · 08-19-2003, 05:26 AM

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says: How is the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder replies: "Not too bad! How's the golf?"

Woods replies: "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right now." Stevie Wonder says: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right.

Tiger Woods says: "You play golf?" Stevie Wonder says: "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years."
And Woods says: "But, you're blind. How can you play golf if you're blind?" Wonder replies: "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice."

"But, how do you putt?", asks Woods. "Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice."

Woods asks: "What's your handicap?" Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer." Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie: "We've got to play a round sometime."

Wonder replies: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole." Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm game for that, when would you like to play?"

Stevie says, "Pick a night!"

seizei · 08-19-2003, 11:19 AM

haha cute! thanks

twist769 · 08-19-2003, 12:42 PM

I wonder if that's even possible. Hey, maybe someday I'll try it blind folded.

Stare At The Sun · 08-19-2003, 03:24 PM

"a night" hah, thats some good stuff.

Tickford · 08-19-2003, 06:00 PM

I didnt see that coming....... ha, get it..... Iam such a loser....

08-19-2003, 05:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Never Underestimate Anyone! Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says: How is the singing career going?" Stevie Wonder replies: "Not too bad! How's the golf?" Woods replies: "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right now." Stevie Wonder says: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right. Tiger Woods says: "You play golf?" Stevie Wonder says: "Oh, yes, I've been playing for years." And Woods says: "But, you're blind. How can you play golf if you're blind?" Wonder replies: "I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice." "But, how do you putt?", asks Woods. "Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice." Woods asks: "What's your handicap?" Stevie says, "Well, I'm a scratch golfer." Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie: "We've got to play a round sometime." Wonder replies: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole." Woods thinks about it and says, "OK, I'm game for that, when would you like to play?" Stevie says, "Pick a night!" __________________ I never said you had to.

08-19-2003, 11:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
seizei Purple Monkey Dishwasher Location: CFB Gagetown, NB, CANADA	haha cute! thanks __________________ "If you're not weird, you're not interesting". I'm very interesting ... seizei; (adv - Japanese) at the most; at best; to the utmost; as much (far) as possible. (pronounced - say-zay)

08-19-2003, 06:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	I didnt see that coming....... ha, get it..... Iam such a loser.... __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-19-2003, 12:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
twist769 Upright	I wonder if that's even possible. Hey, maybe someday I'll try it blind folded.

08-19-2003, 03:24 PM	#4 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	"a night" hah, thats some good stuff.