3 hookers at a bar
 

There are 3 hookers at a bar, and after a few drinks the conversation comes around to how loose they are. Like with everything else that night, they are feeling a little competitive.

The first hooker says "god, by now Im _so_ loose, I can take three cocks at once"

The second hooker says "oh yeah, Im so loose now that I can take two *fists* at once"

Now the Third hooker looks at them both, smiles, wiggles on her stool a little bit, and sinks slowly to the floor.

DANG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

That's great. I'll be retelling that one soon.

well, it made me grin :p and a laugh right now.

I am with Keg, I had a grin!!

oh wow

i think i once dated that third lady

Variation on an old theme, but still amusing...

Arf.

Ha ha actions speak louder than words

that was distrubing... but funny.

Good one !

well thats an interesting mental picture

A very disturbing mental picture!! Eek! Funny though...

Have sex with here is like chucking a tic tac down a hallway....

lol

god thats sooo bad

nice

That there has given me images that I don't wanna think about.

I wonder if it was one of those rotating stools....

hehe, that's awfull

Slightly disturbing, but in a humorous manner. I'll be telling that one for sure.

The sad part of this is I was with one woman who was almost that bad. She was 18 and sleeping with her college professor. She was basically a one-night stand I hooked up with in California. It felt like going down a water-slide when I was sleeping with her. Since I was young and relatively inexperienced, I thought this is what happened to women who had slept around a bunch. Thank goodness this did not prove to be the case. :)

Think I've seen her pic on the Wayside. :)

hahaha

funny one for sure, but I'm finding myself grossing out a bit on the visual

HAHA thats great :)

haha! disgusting but funny

I married one like that

Good joke.

oh man that was great...coming from a Trojan, that's expected, however!