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Why airplanes are better than woman

1. An airplane will kill you quickly--a woman takes her time.
2. Airplanes like to do it inverted.
3. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
4. An airplane's thrust-to-weight ratio is higher.
5. An airplane doesn't get mad if you "touch and go."
6. An airplane does not object to a pre-flight inspection.
7. Airplanes come with manuals.
8. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
9. You can fly an airplane at any time of the month.
10. Airplanes don't have parents.
11. Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
12. Airplanes don't care how many other planes you've flown.
13. When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.
14. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or buy airplane magazines.
15. If your airplane is loose, you can tighten it.
16. It's always ok to use tiedowns on your airplane.

And I thought that I had heard them all, but comparing women to plane........ well TFP is an eye opener....

hawhaw.. i love lists :D
thanks

good ones

1 to add, maybe dumb...

your airplane won't let someone else fly it unless you say it's ok

Good list :)

Thanks

Funny stuff! "14. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or buy airplane magazines." Hahaha.

Very funny!
Thanks - that was something of an eye opener for me too! :D

Funny list !!