JadziaDax

A woman sat down on a park bench, glanced around and decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax. After a while a beggar came up to her and said, "Hello luv, how's about us going for a walk together."

"How dare you," said the woman, "I'm not one of your cheap pickups!"

"Well then," said the beggar, "what are you doing in my bed?"

Tickford

hahaha..... nice punch line.....

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Regziever

hehehe.. Nice twist, did'nt see that comming hehehe.

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Death is even worse,
So what's the point of killing yourself?
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lyxo

hahah, i really enjoyed that.

kel

Oy

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Keg-o-Grog

sweet

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funbob

Thanks, I needed a laugh