Joke of the Day - August 17
 

John had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.

So John went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.

John slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. "Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!"

"That's all fine" said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"

Ha ha and tomorrow is Tuesday right?

Hahaha! Sleeping pills can be trouble.

hehe

:) thanks for the nice contri

lol

heh

I could use a sleeper like that once in a while

Ah, me during the summer.

lol