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Mr.Deflok · 04-19-2003, 04:50 AM

I don't make these up....

The kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them.
To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word,she asks them to use it in a sentence.
When called upon the first student says " The sky is definitely blue".
The teacher said " Well that isn't entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
Another student says" Grass is definitely green".
Teacher again replies " If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct".
Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?". The teacher replied, "No, and that is not a suitable question
for class discussion".
The student replies,
"Then I definitely shit my pants".

sbscout · 04-19-2003, 05:16 AM

Oh my! I can see that happening! LOL!

tommy thompson · 04-19-2003, 04:57 PM

*squirms in chair* eeeeeww!

MexicanOnABike · 04-19-2003, 08:21 PM

definitely funny!

guypunkr · 07-08-2003, 04:33 PM

Haha, I can "definitely" picture that, lol.

Flesh · 07-08-2003, 05:15 PM

Amethyst · 07-08-2003, 06:04 PM

That is just wrong!

scope · 07-08-2003, 06:23 PM

ROFL. That kid definetely understands the lesson of the day.

04-19-2003, 04:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mr.Deflok Blood + Fire Location: New Zealand	DEFINATELY I don't make these up.... The kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word,she asks them to use it in a sentence. When called upon the first student says " The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said " Well that isn't entirely correct because sometimes it's gray and cloudy". Another student says" Grass is definitely green". Teacher again replies " If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct". Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?". The teacher replied, "No, and that is not a suitable question for class discussion". The student replies, "Then I definitely shit my pants".

04-19-2003, 05:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	Oh my! I can see that happening! LOL! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

04-19-2003, 04:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	squirms in chair eeeeeww! __________________ ...a wandering soul...

04-19-2003, 08:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	definitely funny! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

07-08-2003, 05:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	haha

07-08-2003, 04:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
guypunkr Loser Location: Newport News, VA	Haha, I can "definitely" picture that, lol.

07-08-2003, 06:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
Amethyst Addict Location: Illinois	That is just wrong!

07-08-2003, 06:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
scope Banned Location: Canada	ROFL. That kid definetely understands the lesson of the day.