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sexymama · 08-16-2003, 01:01 PM

Three woman are visiting in their gynecologist’s office. Of course the subject of their pregnancies comes up. One finally asks, “so, do you know what you’re having.”

The second responds, “Yes I do. You see I was on bottom when I got pregnant and all the woman in my family who were on bottom when the got pregnant had a boy. I am definitely having a boy.”

The first says, “Oh, then I must be having a girl as I was on top when I got pregnant.”

They look at the third and ask, “what are you having.”

She hesitates, “a . . . a. . . a puppy.”

08-16-2003, 07:32 PM

hahaha doggie style lmao

Stare At The Sun · 08-16-2003, 07:40 PM

LOL. That is funny...doggy style owns j00

iktoweya · 08-17-2003, 03:16 AM

cchris · 08-17-2003, 04:00 AM

A blonde no doubt.
Funny stuff

Regziever · 08-17-2003, 05:23 AM

Hehehe.. Oldie but goldie.. Good post!

DEI37 · 08-17-2003, 07:06 AM

That's pretty good!

baboora · 08-17-2003, 11:21 AM

doggy style is good

TerresqueÜ · 08-17-2003, 01:40 PM

That was really really great!

Thanks

Happyland · 08-17-2003, 02:21 PM

nice one brother

Keg-o-Grog · 08-18-2003, 01:02 PM

haha

RemyLebeau97 · 08-20-2003, 10:05 PM

Great joke !!

ssander9 · 08-21-2003, 08:42 AM

good one!

Root_Beer_Man · 08-21-2003, 09:18 AM

HAHA that great

GremlinDelirium · 08-23-2003, 01:09 AM

LoL!! thats pretty funny

Slims · 08-23-2003, 05:04 PM

loganmule · 08-24-2003, 04:49 PM

cute...I concur that it would work well as a blonde joke

bravo49 · 08-24-2003, 11:46 PM

Good one that

Monre · 08-25-2003, 07:10 AM

Haha,good one

conversequietus · 08-25-2003, 07:44 AM

It's new to me and very funny. Excellent.

shortynickel · 04-30-2005, 08:07 PM

so if i remember correctly i should have 2 girls instead of one of each

08-16-2003, 01:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
sexymama My own person -- his by choice Location: Lebell's arms	What are you having? Three woman are visiting in their gynecologist’s office. Of course the subject of their pregnancies comes up. One finally asks, “so, do you know what you’re having.” The second responds, “Yes I do. You see I was on bottom when I got pregnant and all the woman in my family who were on bottom when the got pregnant had a boy. I am definitely having a boy.” The first says, “Oh, then I must be having a girl as I was on top when I got pregnant.” They look at the third and ask, “what are you having.” She hesitates, “a . . . a. . . a puppy.” Last edited by sexymama; 08-16-2003 at 03:42 PM..

08-17-2003, 03:16 AM	#4 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	lol __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-17-2003, 04:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	A blonde no doubt. Funny stuff __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

08-17-2003, 05:23 AM	#6 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe.. Oldie but goldie.. Good post! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-17-2003, 07:06 AM	#7 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	That's pretty good! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

08-16-2003, 07:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	hahaha doggie style lmao

08-16-2003, 07:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	LOL. That is funny...doggy style owns j00

08-17-2003, 11:21 AM	#8 (permalink)
baboora Tilted	doggy style is good

08-17-2003, 01:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	That was really really great! Thanks __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-17-2003, 02:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	nice one brother __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-18-2003, 01:02 PM	#11 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	haha __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-20-2003, 10:05 PM	#12 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	Great joke !!

08-21-2003, 08:42 AM	#13 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	good one! __________________ I never said you had to.

08-21-2003, 09:18 AM	#14 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	HAHA that great __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

08-23-2003, 01:09 AM	#15 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	LoL!! thats pretty funny __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

08-23-2003, 05:04 PM	#16 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	hehe __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

08-24-2003, 11:46 PM	#18 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Good one that

08-25-2003, 07:10 AM	#19 (permalink)
Monre Banned	Haha,good one

08-24-2003, 04:49 PM	#17 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	cute...I concur that it would work well as a blonde joke

08-25-2003, 07:44 AM	#20 (permalink)
conversequietus Insane	It's new to me and very funny. Excellent.

04-30-2005, 08:07 PM	#21 (permalink)
shortynickel Addict Location: Central PA	so if i remember correctly i should have 2 girls instead of one of each