Hooray for Politically Incorrectness! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

CSflim · 08-16-2003, 03:54 AM

Enjoy!

Q: What's blue and fucks old people?
A: Hypothermia

Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of
the battered wives' shelter?
A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her

Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time
A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Q: What is the definition of "making love"?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

Q: What do 54,000 abused women every year have in common?
A: They don't fucking listen.

Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
A: You know she'll swallow.

Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting

Q. How do you turn a fox into an hippo
A. Marry it.

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?
A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at
thirty miles an hour.

Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Slobberdown Mycock yabitch.

Q. What do you call a cockroach in a matchbox?
A. Mexican Tamagotchi.

Q. Why do women call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your
new car

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A. The cake jumps out of the girl.

Q. How is pubic hair like parsley?
A. You push it to the side before you start eating.

Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education
on the same day in Iraq?
A. They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when
it's bedtime?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand...

Q. How can you tell the porno star at the gas station?
A. Just as the gas starts up the hose, he pulls out the nozzle
and sprays the gas all over the car.

Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the
house?
A. Look down your pants, if there's a dick there... you don't!

Regziever · 08-16-2003, 04:03 AM

This one got me laughing for several minutes..

Q. What do you call a cockroach in a matchbox?
A. Mexican Tamagotchi.

It's just too hillarious!!
Awesome post! Thanx man!

batm4n_23 · 08-16-2003, 09:51 AM

very funny

SirLance · 08-16-2003, 10:46 AM

I won't double the length of the thread by quoting all the ones that made me laugh. Good one! Funny as hell. Thanks!

iktoweya · 08-16-2003, 12:18 PM

very funny

kel · 08-16-2003, 06:34 PM

Sweetness

08-16-2003, 06:45 PM

awsomeness

soccerchamp76 · 08-16-2003, 10:11 PM

goddamn hilarious.

One of the funnier lists i have read in a while.

TerresqueÜ · 08-16-2003, 11:28 PM

Omg that was really great, I needed a laugh...I don't know why but this day was very off...

Flesh · 08-17-2003, 10:19 AM

ROFL, best post in a while.

killerjoejoe · 08-17-2003, 11:56 AM

HAHAH....thats killer

Phatmonkyz · 08-17-2003, 09:29 PM

those are great
you gotta love pollitical incorrectness

marshall26 · 08-18-2003, 12:58 PM

politically incorrect jokes happen to be the funniest

Vyk · 08-18-2003, 02:49 PM

so wrong yet so right.

slant eyes · 08-18-2003, 04:46 PM

god damn funny man

skysooner · 08-18-2003, 05:10 PM

I heard that making love/fucking joke a few months back and told my wife. She loved it and refers to it a bunch when we are just about to have sex, "So you want to fuck me, while I make love to you?"

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 08-18-2003, 06:51 PM

Great post! I love incorrect p c jokes. You have some classics here.

Glad

bobbles · 08-18-2003, 07:25 PM

Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute?
A. Slobberdown Mycock yabitch.

hahahahahahahaa

twist769 · 08-19-2003, 07:13 PM

Does any one else agree that Politicly incorrect jokes are typicly funnier?

RemyLebeau97 · 08-20-2003, 09:27 PM

haha, good one

08-16-2003, 03:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Hooray for Politically Incorrectness! Enjoy! Q: What's blue and fucks old people? A: Hypothermia Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter? A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan. Q: What is the definition of "making love"? A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her. Q: What do 54,000 abused women every year have in common? A: They don't fucking listen. Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job? A: You know she'll swallow. Q. Why do men take showers instead of baths? A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting Q. How do you turn a fox into an hippo A. Marry it. Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance? A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving. Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen? A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an hour. Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute? A. Slobberdown Mycock yabitch. Q. What do you call a cockroach in a matchbox? A. Mexican Tamagotchi. Q. Why do women call it PMS? A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy. Q. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party? A. The cake jumps out of the girl. Q. How is pubic hair like parsley? A. You push it to the side before you start eating. Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A. They don't want to wear out the camel. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it's bedtime? A. When the big hand touches the little hand... Q. How can you tell the porno star at the gas station? A. Just as the gas starts up the hose, he pulls out the nozzle and sprays the gas all over the car. Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? A. Look down your pants, if there's a dick there... you don't! __________________

08-16-2003, 04:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	This one got me laughing for several minutes.. Q. What do you call a cockroach in a matchbox? A. Mexican Tamagotchi. It's just too hillarious!! Awesome post! Thanx man! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-16-2003, 10:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	I won't double the length of the thread by quoting all the ones that made me laugh. Good one! Funny as hell. Thanks! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-16-2003, 12:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	very funny __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-16-2003, 06:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
kel WARNING: FLAMMABLE Location: Ask Acetylene	Sweetness __________________ "It better be funny"

08-16-2003, 09:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	very funny

08-16-2003, 06:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	awsomeness

08-16-2003, 10:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
soccerchamp76 Go Cardinals Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati	goddamn hilarious. One of the funnier lists i have read in a while.

08-16-2003, 11:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Omg that was really great, I needed a laugh...I don't know why but this day was very off... __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-17-2003, 10:19 AM	#10 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	ROFL, best post in a while.

08-17-2003, 11:56 AM	#11 (permalink)
killerjoejoe Tilted Location: CANADA!!!	HAHAH....thats killer __________________ [Insert Boobies Here]

08-17-2003, 09:29 PM	#12 (permalink)
Phatmonkyz Insane	those are great you gotta love pollitical incorrectness __________________ The Vagina - the mysterious hole from whence you came, and into which you hope to cum again. Good Times

08-18-2003, 12:58 PM	#13 (permalink)
marshall26 Banned Location: elevated	politically incorrect jokes happen to be the funniest

08-18-2003, 02:49 PM	#14 (permalink)
Vyk Insane Location: Dayton, Ohio	so wrong yet so right. __________________ "Courage of the heart is very rare"

08-18-2003, 04:46 PM	#15 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	god damn funny man __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-20-2003, 09:27 PM	#20 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	haha, good one

08-18-2003, 05:10 PM	#16 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	I heard that making love/fucking joke a few months back and told my wife. She loved it and refers to it a bunch when we are just about to have sex, "So you want to fuck me, while I make love to you?"

08-18-2003, 06:51 PM	#17 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Great post! I love incorrect p c jokes. You have some classics here. Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

08-18-2003, 07:25 PM	#18 (permalink)
bobbles Crazy	Q. What do you call a Serbian prostitute? A. Slobberdown Mycock yabitch. hahahahahahahaa

08-19-2003, 07:13 PM	#19 (permalink)
twist769 Upright	Does any one else agree that Politicly incorrect jokes are typicly funnier?