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Old 08-15-2003, 10:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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TENNIS BALL

One morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new
tennis ball, and seeing no one around, he slipped
it into the pocket of his shorts.

Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian
crossing, waiting for the lights to change. A girl
standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his
shorts. "What's that?" she asked, her eyes gleaming
with lust.

"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.

"Oh," said the girl sympathetically, "that must be
painful ... I had tennis elbow once."
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Old 08-16-2003, 06:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
Boy am I horny today
 
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Rim shot. Funny one.
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Old 08-16-2003, 10:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Bada-boom!
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Old 08-16-2003, 12:15 PM   #4 (permalink)
These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
 
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good stuff
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Old 08-16-2003, 01:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Love the play on words!
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Old 08-16-2003, 07:30 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lmao one of a kind
 
Old 08-17-2003, 11:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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haha...thanks...good one
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Old 08-17-2003, 11:52 AM   #8 (permalink)
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HAHA nice
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Old 08-17-2003, 09:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 08-17-2003, 09:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I like it.
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