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Old 08-15-2003, 05:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Liverpool love story

A LIVERPOOL LOVE STORY

A young woman in Liverpool was so depressed that she decided to
end
her

life by throwing herself into the Mersey.

She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the freezing

water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the

pier, crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for.

l'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away

on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, I'll

keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded Yes, After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a

fresh start in America would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.

>From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a
piece

of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by

the captain.

"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained.

"I get food and a trip to America, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the captain said.

This is the Birkenhead Ferry."
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Old 08-15-2003, 05:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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aawww... so sad... :-D
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Old 08-16-2003, 04:21 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Brilliant, I'm still laughing now.
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Old 08-16-2003, 04:26 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Now that I do like. It's believable as well.
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Old 08-16-2003, 10:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Good one! Smart sailor. She must have been a blonde!
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Old 08-16-2003, 12:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 08-16-2003, 02:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHA
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Old 08-16-2003, 07:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lmao that was one of a kind
 
Old 08-17-2003, 07:07 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Now that is good...definitely a Grade A funny!
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Old 08-17-2003, 07:30 AM   #10 (permalink)
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nice one
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Old 08-17-2003, 09:30 PM   #11 (permalink)
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smart guy
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Old 08-17-2003, 11:38 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Funny shit
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Old 08-18-2003, 12:37 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Good, new jokes are so rare these days. Thanks.
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Old 08-18-2003, 06:52 AM   #14 (permalink)
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that is great, i had no idea what to expect...another blonde i guess!
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:06 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I'm so glad that everyone enjoyed it. My criteria for posting a joke is to
a, make sure I find it funny
b, make sure I’ve not received it within the last year
c, it's not already on the TFP (although I only usually search for the main character (i.e. in this case Liverpool) so if this joke is already about but with a woman from New York instead of a Liverpool lass I apologise (but as no-one has complained yet I'll assume that this is new to the board humour)

Will keep making sure it's all good stuff (well in my head at least!)
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