Joke of the Day - August 15
 

A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small talk.

Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied.

"That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,

"Who named you,your mother?"

"No, I named myself, she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes.

"What's your name?"

"Beerfuck."

Like it!

Ugghhh....thats not right.

hmm, maybe im just too stoned, i dont get it.

hmm i get it but its not worth getting lol

Silly

a classic and it really demonstrates the workings of the typical male mind (mine at least)

heh

thats great

that's great -- hit my funnybone -- i almost spit out my lunch