I posted this joke and ran away!! A true groaner.
 

While hiking in the woods, Nate and Sam found this huge rock which had an old iron lever attached to it.
Etched into the rock was the following inscription: "If this lever is pulled, the world will come to an end!"
Nate wanted to pull the lever and see what would happen, but Sam, being a paranoid pessimist, greatly feared this.
He said to Nate that if he tried to pull the lever, he'd shoot him!
In a daring attempt, Nate lunged for the lever, and sure enough, Sam shot him.
What is the moral of this story? - Better Nate than lever.



I warned you!!
Glad

the thread caption says it all

Ghey...but...almost funny...ALMOST

i liked it=)

pretty funny. enjoyed it.

/self claps

Not bad at all... :)

I smiled...then I realized what a jackass I am.

*runs away*

hehehe!

Why did I read it?

cute

made me smile.. then groan..

The moral had hardly anything to do with the joke!

I liked it !!!! hahaha

<-----(groan!) can't believe i fell for it.

so very very bad

Pulls out gun and aims.... :D

Lol i actually kinda liked it

Solid!

Excellently silly! Very good! Very woody... or is that tinny?

I feel stupider for chuckling at this joke.

cheesy

*GROAN* :D

didn't even cause my to groan. it was THAT unfunny.

Oh come on you guys, you were warned!

Personally I thought it was quite funny. Had an essence of inevitability but still I smilled at the end.

want another?

Two people were lost in the desert, one was carrying a huge rock and the other one was carrying a car door. The first got hot so he dropped the rock and kept walking. The second got hot so he rolled down the window.



how bout a bigger groaner?

There was this guy who had this crush on a girl. the only problem was that he had a huge head. Im talkin HUGE, at least the size of his upper body. He asks her out and she says: "Why would i go out with you, youre nothing but a big head!!" so he prays that night "Dear God, please change my head, you've made me so unhappy." He wakes up and rushes to the mirror! Thank the lord! His head was now a perfectly shapen, perfectly sized, perfectly colored grape. So he runs to her and says "will you go out with me now?!?!" And she laughs and steps on the grape and squishes his head.
Moral: Quit while youre a head

AAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH

please help me

Call international rescue

heehee

funny if u like cheesy clean jokes

If you didn't like my joke, you stepped into a minefield of cheesyness!!

At least I warned you all!

Glad

i feel slightly dumber now.. as if my IQ just dropped about 10 points...

Noooooooooooooooooo!

That's horribleeeeeeeeee!

*starts crying*

:(

My head hurts.