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SirLance · 08-12-2003, 05:59 PM

A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI.

"Well," says the personell director, "you'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."

Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute.

"Also," says the director, "you must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course."

This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time.

"There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual."

With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "Meow!"

shadowmaster · 08-12-2003, 07:46 PM

interesting.......

duckduck · 08-12-2003, 07:48 PM

Ah, the good ol' grade 3 jokes

loganmule · 08-12-2003, 07:59 PM

qualified approval...based on a "G" rating (not that there's anything wrong with that)

TerresqueÜ · 08-13-2003, 03:56 PM

Hee hee hee good one.

Tickford · 08-13-2003, 08:01 PM

hahaha...... nice just what I needed to brighten my day...

cowudders14 · 08-15-2003, 06:26 AM

I've had so many jokes go around email etc that I've heard most on this board, but that's a new one. Thanks! Very funny!

iktoweya · 08-16-2003, 12:21 PM

08-16-2003, 07:33 PM

Keg-o-Grog · 08-18-2003, 01:19 PM

HeAtHeN · 08-18-2003, 01:21 PM

08-12-2003, 05:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Bilingual A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. "Well," says the personell director, "you'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute." Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute. "Also," says the director, "you must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course." This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time. "There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual." With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "Meow!" __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-12-2003, 07:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
shadowmaster Upright Location: anywhere and everywhere	interesting....... __________________ I always make sure my job is done before I go

08-12-2003, 07:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Ah, the good ol' grade 3 jokes __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

08-13-2003, 03:56 PM	#5 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hee hee hee good one. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-13-2003, 08:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	hahaha...... nice just what I needed to brighten my day... __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-12-2003, 07:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	qualified approval...based on a "G" rating (not that there's anything wrong with that)

08-15-2003, 06:26 AM	#7 (permalink)
cowudders14 Bringer of good Moos... Location: Midlands, UK	I've had so many jokes go around email etc that I've heard most on this board, but that's a new one. Thanks! Very funny! __________________ Moo! I'm mooey!

08-16-2003, 12:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	heh __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-18-2003, 01:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	hirr __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-16-2003, 07:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	haha