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Old 08-12-2003, 05:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI.

"Well," says the personell director, "you'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."

Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute.

"Also," says the director, "you must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course."

This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time.

"There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual."

With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "Meow!"
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Old 08-12-2003, 07:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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interesting.......
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Old 08-12-2003, 07:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ah, the good ol' grade 3 jokes
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Old 08-12-2003, 07:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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qualified approval...based on a "G" rating (not that there's anything wrong with that)
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Old 08-13-2003, 03:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hee hee hee good one.
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Old 08-13-2003, 08:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hahaha...... nice just what I needed to brighten my day...
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Old 08-15-2003, 06:26 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I've had so many jokes go around email etc that I've heard most on this board, but that's a new one. Thanks! Very funny!
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Old 08-16-2003, 12:21 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 08-16-2003, 07:33 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 08-18-2003, 01:19 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 08-18-2003, 01:21 PM   #11 (permalink)
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