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SirLance · 08-12-2003, 05:58 PM

A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work.

Then one day two of the monks, who had been discussing the problem, suggested they open a fish and chips stand down on the highway, right next to a scenic vista area popular with tourists.

The other monks agreed, and the two put up the stand. One day a tourist who wanted to offer a compliment asked the monk on duty, "Are you the fish friar?"

"No, sir," retorted the brother, "I'm the chip monk."

hawkeye · 08-12-2003, 09:37 PM

that was horrible.
I liked it.
that scares me.

TerresqueÜ · 08-12-2003, 10:01 PM

Pun it up!

Hurts to think about that one.

Regziever · 08-12-2003, 11:40 PM

Corny but funny! Good joke!

txgirl · 08-13-2003, 12:18 AM

cute!

jwoody · 08-13-2003, 12:49 AM

Sir Lance, you used to crack me up. Can I use this one?

bravo49 · 08-13-2003, 01:26 AM

Come on, just how far back did you go to dig that one up?

iktoweya · 08-13-2003, 05:09 AM

microdot · 08-13-2003, 07:37 AM

OH! THE PUNS! THEY HURT!

Midlandmadman · 08-13-2003, 07:43 AM

very punny!!!!!

zaiaz · 08-13-2003, 11:54 AM

Aaaccckkk.....lol.....chip monk....thats good.

SirLance · 08-13-2003, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jwoody
Sir Lance, you used to crack me up. Can I use this one?

Be my guest! I'm sure it isn't original!

Katyblu · 08-13-2003, 06:40 PM

Haha... that made me snicker... it was cute

burrito · 08-13-2003, 06:59 PM

good one

Tickford · 08-13-2003, 08:02 PM

Thats funny.....

Keg-o-Grog · 08-18-2003, 01:22 PM

haw haw

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 08-18-2003, 07:06 PM

Ouch...heh...heh!!

Glad

bobbles · 08-18-2003, 07:16 PM

*groan again*

good one but

seizei · 08-19-2003, 11:25 AM

I do love a good pun! thanks!

RemyLebeau97 · 08-20-2003, 09:31 PM

Hmmm, that one wasn't bad

08-12-2003, 05:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Fish & Chips A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work. Then one day two of the monks, who had been discussing the problem, suggested they open a fish and chips stand down on the highway, right next to a scenic vista area popular with tourists. The other monks agreed, and the two put up the stand. One day a tourist who wanted to offer a compliment asked the monk on duty, "Are you the fish friar?" "No, sir," retorted the brother, "I'm the chip monk." __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

08-12-2003, 09:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	that was horrible. I liked it. that scares me. __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

08-12-2003, 10:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Pun it up! Hurts to think about that one. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-12-2003, 11:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Corny but funny! Good joke! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-13-2003, 12:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	Sir Lance, you used to crack me up. Can I use this one? __________________ .

08-13-2003, 12:18 AM	#5 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	cute!

08-13-2003, 01:26 AM	#7 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Come on, just how far back did you go to dig that one up?

08-13-2003, 05:09 AM	#8 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	heh __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-13-2003, 07:37 AM	#9 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	OH! THE PUNS! THEY HURT!

08-13-2003, 07:43 AM	#10 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	very punny!!!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

08-13-2003, 11:54 AM	#11 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Aaaccckkk.....lol.....chip monk....thats good. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

08-13-2003, 06:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
Katyblu Crazy Location: Here and there and everywhere	Haha... that made me snicker... it was cute

08-13-2003, 06:59 PM	#14 (permalink)
burrito Upright	good one

08-13-2003, 08:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	Thats funny..... __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-18-2003, 01:22 PM	#16 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	haw haw __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-18-2003, 07:06 PM	#17 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Ouch...heh...heh!! Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

08-19-2003, 11:25 AM	#19 (permalink)
seizei Purple Monkey Dishwasher Location: CFB Gagetown, NB, CANADA	I do love a good pun! thanks! __________________ "If you're not weird, you're not interesting". I'm very interesting ... seizei; (adv - Japanese) at the most; at best; to the utmost; as much (far) as possible. (pronounced - say-zay)

08-20-2003, 09:31 PM	#20 (permalink)
RemyLebeau97 I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !! Location: Galveston, TX	Hmmm, that one wasn't bad

08-18-2003, 07:16 PM	#18 (permalink)
bobbles Crazy	groan again good one but