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uncle phil · 08-11-2003, 03:14 AM

What a woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon,
you and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear,
if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

DEI37 · 08-11-2003, 06:22 PM

And the problem is...?

Good one.

Tickford · 08-11-2003, 06:28 PM

I like selective hearing.......

kel · 08-11-2003, 09:34 PM

Anytime anywhere all the time

JamesS · 08-11-2003, 10:33 PM

Communication breakdown, it's always the same. =)

iktoweya · 08-11-2003, 10:56 PM

Stare At The Sun · 08-12-2003, 11:25 PM

Lol, selective hearing, its o so true

TerresqueÜ · 08-12-2003, 11:29 PM

It's where relationships die...True though

bravo49 · 08-13-2003, 01:32 AM

Man, that was good

Phatmonkyz · 08-17-2003, 11:17 PM

thats the best one in a while

Keg-o-Grog · 08-18-2003, 09:56 AM

haha

08-11-2003, 03:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Ear Play What a woman says: "This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-11-2003, 06:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	And the problem is...? Good one. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

08-11-2003, 06:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	I like selective hearing....... __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-11-2003, 09:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
kel WARNING: FLAMMABLE Location: Ask Acetylene	Anytime anywhere all the time __________________ "It better be funny"

08-11-2003, 10:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
JamesS Crazy Location: Land of the Hanging Chad	Communication breakdown, it's always the same. =) __________________ The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives. -- Albert Schweitzer

08-11-2003, 10:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	hehe __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-12-2003, 11:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Lol, selective hearing, its o so true

08-12-2003, 11:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	It's where relationships die...True though __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-13-2003, 01:32 AM	#9 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Man, that was good

08-17-2003, 11:17 PM	#10 (permalink)
Phatmonkyz Insane	thats the best one in a while __________________ The Vagina - the mysterious hole from whence you came, and into which you hope to cum again. Good Times

08-18-2003, 09:56 AM	#11 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	haha __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.