uncle phil

What a woman says:

"This place is a mess! C'mon,
you and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear,
if we don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

DEI37

And the problem is...?

Good one.

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Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

Tickford

I like selective hearing.......

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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Samuel Goldwyn

kel

Anytime anywhere all the time

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"It better be funny"

JamesS

Communication breakdown, it's always the same. =)

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The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives.
-- Albert Schweitzer

iktoweya

hehe

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i miss K-Wise

Stare At The Sun

Lol, selective hearing, its o so true

TerresqueÜ

It's where relationships die...True though

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bravo49

Man, that was good

Phatmonkyz

thats the best one in a while

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The Vagina - the mysterious hole from whence you came, and into which you hope to cum again.

Good Times

Keg-o-Grog

haha

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I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.