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Canadian Beer · 08-09-2003, 12:34 PM

A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, Ben drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."
"Well, then, just give me the money back," said Jean Paul
"Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Replied Ben
"OK, then. Just unload the donkey," said Jean Paul.
"What ya going to do with him?" asked Ben.
"I'm going to raffle him off," said Jean Paul.
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" uttered Ben.
"Sure can. Watch me. I just won't tell that he's dead," said Jean Paul.
A month later Ben met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
"I raffled him off, I did. I sold 500-hunderd tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898," said Jean Paul.
"Didn't anyone complain?" inquired Ben.
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back,” said Jean Paul.

CSflim · 08-09-2003, 01:34 PM

Hahahahahaa!!!! Thats is so brilliant!! Thanks!

TerresqueÜ · 08-09-2003, 01:40 PM

Most excellent, brilliant cajun.

Flesh · 08-09-2003, 01:54 PM

lol great

iktoweya · 08-09-2003, 02:35 PM

Happyland · 08-09-2003, 02:42 PM

i love cajuns

slant eyes · 08-09-2003, 06:37 PM

i'm gonna try that, anyone got a dead donkey they want to sell me?

Regziever · 08-10-2003, 07:40 AM

Hehehe.. Smart thinking!

irieemon · 08-11-2003, 07:22 PM

hah! sounds like a pyramid marketing scheme

Katyblu · 08-11-2003, 07:30 PM

Damn thats great!

microdot · 08-11-2003, 11:24 PM

haha, smart cajun...right.

(please, dont hurt me)

bravo49 · 08-12-2003, 01:17 AM

Great idea

nash · 08-12-2003, 07:31 AM

wow genius

Stare At The Sun · 08-12-2003, 01:02 PM

Very genious indeed.

08-09-2003, 12:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
Canadian Beer Upright Location: Toronto Ontario	Easy way to make money A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, Ben drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." "Well, then, just give me the money back," said Jean Paul "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Replied Ben "OK, then. Just unload the donkey," said Jean Paul. "What ya going to do with him?" asked Ben. "I'm going to raffle him off," said Jean Paul. "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" uttered Ben. "Sure can. Watch me. I just won't tell that he's dead," said Jean Paul. A month later Ben met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" "I raffled him off, I did. I sold 500-hunderd tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898," said Jean Paul. "Didn't anyone complain?" inquired Ben. "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back,” said Jean Paul. __________________ All we need in life: 1) Money 2) Girls 3) Cars 4) Guns 5) Beer Funny how #1 can get you anything below it.

08-09-2003, 01:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Hahahahahaa!!!! Thats is so brilliant!! Thanks! __________________

08-09-2003, 01:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Most excellent, brilliant cajun. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-09-2003, 02:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	lol __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-09-2003, 02:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
Happyland Insane Location: where happiness lives	i love cajuns __________________ someone else here must like Walton & Johnson too

08-09-2003, 01:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	lol great

08-09-2003, 06:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	i'm gonna try that, anyone got a dead donkey they want to sell me? __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-10-2003, 07:40 AM	#8 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe.. Smart thinking! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-11-2003, 07:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
irieemon Crazy Location: Right where I want to be.	hah! sounds like a pyramid marketing scheme

08-11-2003, 07:30 PM	#10 (permalink)
Katyblu Crazy Location: Here and there and everywhere	Damn thats great!

08-11-2003, 11:24 PM	#11 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	haha, smart cajun...right. (please, dont hurt me)

08-12-2003, 01:17 AM	#12 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Great idea

08-12-2003, 07:31 AM	#13 (permalink)
nash Psycho	wow genius

08-12-2003, 01:02 PM	#14 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	Very genious indeed.