procedure for drive thru atm's - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

feetfirst · 08-09-2003, 02:44 AM

Sorry if it's been here before..

Male procedure for using a drive-thru ATM:

1. Drive up to the cash machine
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert card into machine and enter pin
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5. Retrieve cash, cash, and receipt
6. Wind up window.
7. Drive off

Female procedure for using a drive-thru ATM:

1. Drive up to cash machine
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window with the machine
3. Restart stalled engine
4. Wind down the car window
5. Find handbag, remove all contents on passenger seat and find card
6. Turn the radio down
7. Attempt to insert card into machine
8. Open car to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car
9. Insert card
10. Reinsert card the right way
11. Reenter handbag to find diary with your PIN number written on the
inside back page
12. Enter PIN number
13. Press cancel and reenter correct PIN
14. Enter amount of cash required
15. Check makeup in rear view mirror
16. Retriever cash and receipt
17. Empty handbag to locate purse and place cash inside
18. Place receipt in back of checkbook
19. Recheck makeup
20. Drive forward 2 meters
21. Reverse back to cash machine
22. Retrieve card
23. Re-empty handbag, locate cardholder and replace card in slot provided
24. Restart stalled engine and drive off
25. Drive for 2 or 3 miles
26. Release handbrake

Regziever · 08-09-2003, 07:42 AM

Lol!! that's realy funny!

slant eyes · 08-09-2003, 06:47 PM

so god damn true. i have gotten to the point when at atm machines, i don't even have to read the instructions, i have already memorized the key sequence. takes me like 15-20 seconds. maybe that's why i'm broke.

Spritebox · 08-09-2003, 06:48 PM

Haha. That got a big laugh. Jesus.

TIO · 08-10-2003, 05:35 AM

lol
Nice one, Feetfirst

Been forwarded to a few friends already

noblejr · 08-11-2003, 04:55 AM

Steps 25 and 26 are the best!

sonikeko · 08-11-2003, 09:11 PM

iktoweya · 08-11-2003, 11:00 PM

good one

bravo49 · 08-12-2003, 01:28 AM

True, how very true

killerjoejoe · 08-12-2003, 09:07 PM

True to EVERY word

08-09-2003, 02:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
feetfirst Upright	procedure for drive thru atm's Sorry if it's been here before.. Male procedure for using a drive-thru ATM: 1. Drive up to the cash machine 2. Wind down your car window 3. Insert card into machine and enter pin 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw 5. Retrieve cash, cash, and receipt 6. Wind up window. 7. Drive off Female procedure for using a drive-thru ATM: 1. Drive up to cash machine 2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window with the machine 3. Restart stalled engine 4. Wind down the car window 5. Find handbag, remove all contents on passenger seat and find card 6. Turn the radio down 7. Attempt to insert card into machine 8. Open car to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car 9. Insert card 10. Reinsert card the right way 11. Reenter handbag to find diary with your PIN number written on the inside back page 12. Enter PIN number 13. Press cancel and reenter correct PIN 14. Enter amount of cash required 15. Check makeup in rear view mirror 16. Retriever cash and receipt 17. Empty handbag to locate purse and place cash inside 18. Place receipt in back of checkbook 19. Recheck makeup 20. Drive forward 2 meters 21. Reverse back to cash machine 22. Retrieve card 23. Re-empty handbag, locate cardholder and replace card in slot provided 24. Restart stalled engine and drive off 25. Drive for 2 or 3 miles 26. Release handbrake

08-09-2003, 07:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Lol!! that's realy funny! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-09-2003, 06:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	so god damn true. i have gotten to the point when at atm machines, i don't even have to read the instructions, i have already memorized the key sequence. takes me like 15-20 seconds. maybe that's why i'm broke. __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-09-2003, 06:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
Spritebox Insane Location: Charlotte, N.C.	Haha. That got a big laugh. Jesus. __________________ it's all nice on ice alright and it's not day and it's not night but it's all nice on ice alright

08-10-2003, 05:35 AM	#5 (permalink)
TIO Addict Location: The Land Down Under	lol Nice one, Feetfirst Been forwarded to a few friends already __________________ Strewth

08-11-2003, 04:55 AM	#6 (permalink)
noblejr Crazy Location: Atlanta	Steps 25 and 26 are the best!

08-11-2003, 09:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
sonikeko What the HELL? Location: Bowling Green, OH	__________________ "Adolescence is short, maturity is forever"

08-11-2003, 11:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	good one __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-12-2003, 01:28 AM	#9 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	True, how very true

08-12-2003, 09:07 PM	#10 (permalink)
killerjoejoe Tilted Location: CANADA!!!	True to EVERY word __________________ [Insert Boobies Here]