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bla · 08-12-2003, 12:08 AM

Totally stressed out a man who lived in the city whole his live decided to give up his job and moves to the farmland.
His nearest neighbor lives 10 miles away.

Time passes by and nothing happens till one evening a knock on the door.
“Hello, I’m your neighbor” says the man at the door. “I’m having a party next Saturday, would you like to come?”

“Sounds great replies” the man.

“But I must warn you” says the neighbor, “There will be a lot of drinking”.
“No problem” replies the man. “I love drinking”

“Probably there will also be some fighting” the neighbor says.

“Then I will step aside” replies the man.

“Last time at my party there was some sex” says the neighbor.
“No problem” replies the man “I have been alone for six months, but what clothes should I wear?

“Don’t matter” says the neighbor “There will only be the two of us”.

08-12-2003, 12:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
bla Upright	Party Totally stressed out a man who lived in the city whole his live decided to give up his job and moves to the farmland. His nearest neighbor lives 10 miles away. Time passes by and nothing happens till one evening a knock on the door. “Hello, I’m your neighbor” says the man at the door. “I’m having a party next Saturday, would you like to come?” “Sounds great replies” the man. “But I must warn you” says the neighbor, “There will be a lot of drinking”. “No problem” replies the man. “I love drinking” “Probably there will also be some fighting” the neighbor says. “Then I will step aside” replies the man. “Last time at my party there was some sex” says the neighbor. “No problem” replies the man “I have been alone for six months, but what clothes should I wear? “Don’t matter” says the neighbor “There will only be the two of us”. __________________ [roses are red, violets are blue, I am schizophrenic and so am I]