God and Eve
"What's the problem, Eve?"
I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "And why is that Eve?" "God,I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I'll create a man for you." "Man? What is that, God?" "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he'll satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advice to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch, God?" "Well..... you can have him on one condition." "And what's that God?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring..... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it'll have to be our little secret............... you know, woman to woman" :lol: |
nice old joke.. thanks.
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One of the best I've heard in ages
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grumble...grumble...i just know its true because if god created Adam first he would have asked for a Playstation 2.
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so how did god impregnate mary? god was a homosexual?
good joke tho. |
lol w00t!
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meh
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hardy har har
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a guy bashing joke, but still ok, although I prefer the one about
Eve swimming and making all the fish smell like pussy |
HAHAH...oh wait...im a guy....DAMN!
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Hahahah...
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"He will look silly when he is aroused"
hey!! :p good one |
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Great joke
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hehhe
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hehehe nice joke
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