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Tickford · 08-10-2003, 03:50 AM

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish." The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish. His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that." The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish. His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes!"

slant eyes · 08-11-2003, 05:51 PM

good one.

icy_ca · 08-13-2003, 07:01 AM

sending this to the church...

funbob · 08-13-2003, 10:14 AM

Bad, bad, bad..... It was so bad it was good.

txgirl · 08-13-2003, 10:27 AM

oh man...

zaiaz · 08-13-2003, 11:52 AM

Tickford need help.....any takers??

bravo49 · 08-14-2003, 02:50 AM

Terrible

Brewmaniac · 08-14-2003, 05:24 PM

Funny! Thanks

iktoweya · 08-14-2003, 08:11 PM

bfoz · 08-15-2003, 05:06 AM

Keg-o-Grog · 08-16-2003, 01:54 PM

haha

thumbs up

Adog · 08-16-2003, 04:38 PM

hahaha Funny stuff !

08-16-2003, 06:46 PM

haha good one

Early H · 08-17-2003, 11:50 PM

funny one

08-10-2003, 03:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	Something fishing... There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish." The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish. His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that." The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish. His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes!" __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-11-2003, 05:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	good one. __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-13-2003, 07:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
icy_ca Insane Location: Steel Town, Ontario	sending this to the church... __________________ After all is said and done, more is said than done.

08-13-2003, 11:52 AM	#6 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Tickford need help.....any takers?? __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

08-14-2003, 05:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Funny! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

08-13-2003, 10:14 AM	#4 (permalink)
funbob Crazy Location: The Desert Southwest	Bad, bad, bad..... It was so bad it was good.

08-13-2003, 10:27 AM	#5 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	oh man...

08-14-2003, 02:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Terrible

08-14-2003, 08:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	hehe __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-15-2003, 05:06 AM	#10 (permalink)
bfoz Upright Location: Manchester, England	LOL

08-16-2003, 01:54 PM	#11 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	haha thumbs up __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

08-16-2003, 04:38 PM	#12 (permalink)
Adog Tilted	hahaha Funny stuff !

08-16-2003, 06:46 PM	#13 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	haha good one

08-17-2003, 11:50 PM	#14 (permalink)
Early H Upright Location: USA	funny one