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Tickford · 08-10-2003, 03:47 AM

Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. By the way, don't worry about my Doberman. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!" When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he had ever seen. But just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the parrot drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"

Silvy · 08-10-2003, 05:10 AM

ahh.. good one...
things like this relieve the tension...

bravo49 · 08-10-2003, 07:27 AM

Like it, I like it

Regziever · 08-10-2003, 07:27 AM

Aaargg.... what an idiot.. good joke!

egorey · 08-10-2003, 08:01 PM

hehehe.. smart bird..

H12 · 08-11-2003, 05:36 PM

Gotta love the offended parrot.

slant eyes · 08-11-2003, 05:52 PM

i would still kill the bird before i get maimed by the dog

Stare At The Sun · 08-12-2003, 11:27 PM

^ True dat...

iktoweya · 08-13-2003, 05:11 AM

zaiaz · 08-13-2003, 11:56 AM

Oh shit!!!

cowudders14 · 08-15-2003, 05:49 AM

Cool joke! Now that's a security system!

08-15-2003, 01:18 PM

great joke if only i could teach a bird that trick

killerjoejoe · 08-17-2003, 12:14 PM

HAHA killer

TerresqueÜ · 08-17-2003, 06:34 PM

Well trained dog, better trained parrot

gfandy · 08-17-2003, 07:40 PM

Good clean jokes can be rare. Thanks

Cumhachd · 08-17-2003, 08:21 PM

Heh, I'm keeping that one.

08-10-2003, 03:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	Dont talk to the parrot... Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. By the way, don't worry about my Doberman. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY circumstances talk to my parrot!" When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Doberman he had ever seen. But just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the parrot drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!" __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-10-2003, 05:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Silvy paranoid Location: The Netherlands	ahh.. good one... things like this relieve the tension... __________________ "Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

08-10-2003, 07:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Aaargg.... what an idiot.. good joke! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-11-2003, 05:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
H12 I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning! Location: K-Town, TN	Gotta love the offended parrot. __________________ "We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." --Aristotle

08-11-2003, 05:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	i would still kill the bird before i get maimed by the dog __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-10-2003, 07:27 AM	#3 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Like it, I like it

08-10-2003, 08:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
egorey Crazy	hehehe.. smart bird..

08-12-2003, 11:27 PM	#8 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	^ True dat...

08-13-2003, 05:11 AM	#9 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	HAH! __________________ i miss K-Wise

08-13-2003, 11:56 AM	#10 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Oh shit!!! __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

08-15-2003, 05:49 AM	#11 (permalink)
cowudders14 Bringer of good Moos... Location: Midlands, UK	Cool joke! Now that's a security system! __________________ Moo! I'm mooey!

08-15-2003, 01:18 PM	#12 (permalink)
jdkash Guest	great joke if only i could teach a bird that trick

08-17-2003, 12:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
killerjoejoe Tilted Location: CANADA!!!	HAHA killer __________________ [Insert Boobies Here]

08-17-2003, 06:34 PM	#14 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Well trained dog, better trained parrot __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-17-2003, 07:40 PM	#15 (permalink)
gfandy Upright Location: San Francisco	Good clean jokes can be rare. Thanks

08-17-2003, 08:21 PM	#16 (permalink)
Cumhachd Upright	Heh, I'm keeping that one. __________________ Sorry, I can only exorcise clam spirits. EbichuMAAN! From the dark end of the dark has been chosen for disipline, from the moon to the stars, no one knows what a justice and earnest shopkeeper then today, the justice maker in tonight by the way, they call it: Ebichuman.