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Old 08-09-2003, 08:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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E-mail Errors

It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

PS. Sure is hot down here.
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Old 08-09-2003, 09:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hahahahahahah!
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Old 08-10-2003, 07:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Lol!!! great joke man!! awesome!
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Old 08-10-2003, 07:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Very good indeed!

hahaha...
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Old 08-10-2003, 09:04 AM   #5 (permalink)
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that poor woman...hahahahahhaa never heard it before, thanks
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Old 08-10-2003, 11:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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rofl, nice!
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Old 08-10-2003, 11:42 AM   #7 (permalink)
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HAHA good call
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Old 08-10-2003, 02:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Great joke!
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Old 08-10-2003, 05:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
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LOL very good stuff
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Old 08-10-2003, 07:53 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Thanks.. funny stuff.
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Old 08-11-2003, 05:42 AM   #11 (permalink)
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LOL, I liked the funny part!
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Old 08-11-2003, 06:21 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Good one
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Old 08-11-2003, 07:35 AM   #13 (permalink)
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heheheheheh!!
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Old 08-11-2003, 09:36 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Thats a good one especially the P.S.
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:54 AM   #15 (permalink)
so many men...so little time.
 
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Now that is funny!
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Old 08-11-2003, 04:08 PM   #16 (permalink)
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THAT was funny
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Old 08-11-2003, 05:59 PM   #17 (permalink)
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hahaha, love it, absolutely love it
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Old 08-11-2003, 06:30 PM   #18 (permalink)
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LOL that was a good one
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Old 08-11-2003, 08:44 PM   #19 (permalink)
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lol great joke
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:02 PM   #20 (permalink)
These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
 
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lol that was great
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:06 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Wow, never heard that one before. Funny!
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Old 08-12-2003, 01:30 AM   #22 (permalink)
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very amusing, consider the star rating kept at 5
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Old 08-12-2003, 03:23 AM   #23 (permalink)
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that was a cute one...... made me chuckle
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Old 08-12-2003, 03:03 PM   #24 (permalink)
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lol, pretty funny! I think I have a few more around here somewhere...
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Old 08-12-2003, 05:12 PM   #25 (permalink)
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that was good, thanks
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Old 08-12-2003, 05:29 PM   #26 (permalink)
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thats is a good one
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Old 08-12-2003, 08:05 PM   #27 (permalink)
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cute, I concur
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Old 08-12-2003, 10:47 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Thats just awful...awfully funny!
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Old 08-13-2003, 08:53 PM   #29 (permalink)
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funny stuff!
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Old 08-14-2003, 02:44 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Certainly worth telling both my friends that one
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Old 08-14-2003, 05:36 AM   #31 (permalink)
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sure is hot down here...
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Old 08-14-2003, 09:06 AM   #32 (permalink)
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quite amusing
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Old 08-16-2003, 01:58 PM   #33 (permalink)
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yay! good one
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Old 08-16-2003, 07:25 PM   #34 (permalink)
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lmao now that was funny
 
Old 08-17-2003, 01:19 AM   #35 (permalink)
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rofl omega deluxe
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Old 08-17-2003, 11:47 AM   #36 (permalink)
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dammit that's a funny joke
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Old 08-17-2003, 12:12 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Location: San Diego, CA
haha, heard it before but it was still good.
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Old 08-17-2003, 09:18 PM   #38 (permalink)
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lol thats great
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Old 08-17-2003, 11:40 PM   #39 (permalink)
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good joke real funny
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