Custody Battle
 

A man and his ex-Wife are in court over the custody of their child. Each is pleading their case to the judge as to why they should receive custody.

The woman says, "Your Honor, I carried the child for 9 months, and endured the pain of pregnancy. I should have custody."

The man says, "Your Honor, if I put a dollar bill into a soda machine and out pops a soda, Who's soda is it? Mine or the machine's?"

nice one!

nice

oh thats a great one

daaaaang

great one, that guy is a smart man.

Haha...nice.,

hehe good one

thats one i got to tell people

Gadaching!! Hehe.. horrible comparision but funny as he**!!

So a child is in court, and the Judge says, "ok hunny, I'm gonna let you live with your Mom" The Child says, I don;t want to, my Mom beats me. The Judge says, "Ok, you will live with your Dad" The child says, no, my Dad beats me too. The Judge asks, "who do you want to live with then? The child replies, the Cleveland Indians, cause they don;t beat anyone

Ah, matrimony. As those astute narrators of the human condition, Pink Floyd, once said, 'Welcome to the Machine'. Funny one. =)

Oh, man, I'll tell my wife that, the day I want a divorce... that's too funny.

personally I like this one a lot, but I'm not about to share it with my wife

hehe

:crazy: you and me both. I hate pain.

yeah...ok...LOL

thats great

greak joke

hmmm,
sorry no laughter

Very good one. My wife will appreciate, sort of.

holy crap!! If i say tell that joke to my parents, i'm gonna get my ass kicked....LOL though