procedure for drive thru atm's
 

Sorry if it's been here before..


Male procedure for using a drive-thru ATM:

1. Drive up to the cash machine
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert card into machine and enter pin
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5. Retrieve cash, cash, and receipt
6. Wind up window.
7. Drive off






Female procedure for using a drive-thru ATM:

1. Drive up to cash machine
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window with the machine
3. Restart stalled engine
4. Wind down the car window
5. Find handbag, remove all contents on passenger seat and find card
6. Turn the radio down
7. Attempt to insert card into machine
8. Open car to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car
9. Insert card
10. Reinsert card the right way
11. Reenter handbag to find diary with your PIN number written on the
inside back page
12. Enter PIN number
13. Press cancel and reenter correct PIN
14. Enter amount of cash required
15. Check makeup in rear view mirror
16. Retriever cash and receipt
17. Empty handbag to locate purse and place cash inside
18. Place receipt in back of checkbook
19. Recheck makeup
20. Drive forward 2 meters
21. Reverse back to cash machine
22. Retrieve card
23. Re-empty handbag, locate cardholder and replace card in slot provided
24. Restart stalled engine and drive off
25. Drive for 2 or 3 miles
26. Release handbrake

Lol!! that's realy funny!

so god damn true. i have gotten to the point when at atm machines, i don't even have to read the instructions, i have already memorized the key sequence. takes me like 15-20 seconds. maybe that's why i'm broke.

Haha. That got a big laugh. Jesus.

lol
Nice one, Feetfirst :)

Been forwarded to a few friends already

Steps 25 and 26 are the best!

:D :D :D :D :D :D

good one

True, how very true

True to EVERY word