Joke of the Day - August 8 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 08-08-2003, 05:26 AM

Said by a man:
"I've never understood why women love cats.

Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat."

krwlz · 08-08-2003, 06:50 AM

Simply Fucking Hilarious!!!!!!!

Conclamo Ludus · 08-08-2003, 07:09 AM

too true

slant eyes · 08-08-2003, 04:26 PM

awesome correlation

PayUp · 08-08-2003, 04:52 PM

that needs to be on a t-shirt.

red_zinfandel8 · 08-08-2003, 08:30 PM

now thats the truth

Regziever · 08-09-2003, 08:16 AM

Hehehe.. this is a real keeper!! Thanx!

08-08-2003, 05:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - August 8 Said by a man: "I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat."

08-08-2003, 07:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	too true __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-08-2003, 04:26 PM	#4 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	awesome correlation __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-08-2003, 04:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	that needs to be on a t-shirt. __________________ Born to Lose.

08-09-2003, 08:16 AM	#7 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Hehehe.. this is a real keeper!! Thanx! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-08-2003, 06:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	Simply Fucking Hilarious!!!!!!!

08-08-2003, 08:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
red_zinfandel8 Upright	now thats the truth