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Old 08-08-2003, 04:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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QUESTION AND ANSWER...


Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.

Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room?
A: Say, "Nice dick."

Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
A: An itchy, twitchy twat.

Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don't work.

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.

Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A: A cock that stays up all night.

Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday

Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
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Old 08-08-2003, 04:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ingenius, love these lists, keep 'em coming
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:21 PM   #3 (permalink)
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...ask your mom, fucking classic
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Old 08-09-2003, 09:04 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Really good ones!! I just loved:

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.

It's hillarious!!
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Old 08-30-2003, 12:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Love 'em
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Old 08-30-2003, 02:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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rofl good stuff
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Old 08-30-2003, 03:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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HAHA thats a hoot...thanks
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Old 08-30-2003, 03:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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A fuckin bingo machine

Your on fire
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Old 08-31-2003, 08:00 AM   #9 (permalink)
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yea i agree, i liked the bingo machine, also the 'nice dick'
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Old 09-01-2003, 01:19 PM   #10 (permalink)
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bingo machine was great!
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Old 09-01-2003, 02:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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The Billy Ray one creased me, brilliant.
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