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uncle phil · 08-08-2003, 04:01 AM

QUESTION AND ANSWER...

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.

Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room?
A: Say, "Nice dick."

Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
A: An itchy, twitchy twat.

Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don't work.

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.

Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A: A cock that stays up all night.

Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday

Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.

slant eyes · 08-08-2003, 04:59 PM

ingenius, love these lists, keep 'em coming

PayUp · 08-08-2003, 05:21 PM

...ask your mom, fucking classic

Regziever · 08-09-2003, 09:04 AM

Really good ones!! I just loved:

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.

It's hillarious!!

Chupathingy · 08-30-2003, 12:40 PM

Love 'em

Flesh · 08-30-2003, 02:24 PM

rofl good stuff

Root_Beer_Man · 08-30-2003, 03:42 PM

HAHA thats a hoot...thanks

cchris · 08-30-2003, 03:52 PM

A fuckin bingo machine

Your on fire

Shpoop · 08-31-2003, 08:00 AM

yea i agree, i liked the bingo machine, also the 'nice dick'

lola218 · 09-01-2003, 01:19 PM

bingo machine was great!

bluearmy · 09-01-2003, 02:23 PM

The Billy Ray one creased me, brilliant.

08-08-2003, 04:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Random Play QUESTION AND ANSWER... Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom. Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room? A: Say, "Nice dick." Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life? A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends." Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, twitchy twat. Q: Are birth control pills deductible? A: Only if they don't work. Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts. Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? A: Because they have cotton balls. Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night. Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob? A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip. Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: A bingo machine. __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-08-2003, 04:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	ingenius, love these lists, keep 'em coming __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-08-2003, 05:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	...ask your mom, fucking classic __________________ Born to Lose.

08-09-2003, 09:04 AM	#4 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	Really good ones!! I just loved: Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts. It's hillarious!! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine

08-30-2003, 12:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
Chupathingy Upright	Love 'em __________________ I all the booobiieess in the world!

08-30-2003, 02:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
Flesh Psycho	rofl good stuff

08-30-2003, 03:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
Root_Beer_Man Crazy	HAHA thats a hoot...thanks __________________ >3 Cheers for boobies!!<

08-30-2003, 03:52 PM	#8 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	A fuckin bingo machine Your on fire __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

08-31-2003, 08:00 AM	#9 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	yea i agree, i liked the bingo machine, also the 'nice dick'

09-01-2003, 01:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
lola218 Tilted Location: beverly hills,fl	bingo machine was great!

09-01-2003, 02:23 PM	#11 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	The Billy Ray one creased me, brilliant.