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Old 08-07-2003, 11:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Birth control pills

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."

The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"

The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice every morning and I sleep better at night."
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Old 08-07-2003, 11:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
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HA HA HA HA - Nice twist . .

was wondering why that girl never got pregnant !!
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Old 08-08-2003, 07:58 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Gotta love them grandparents always lookin out for the family
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Old 08-08-2003, 12:39 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Heheehhe good joke, what a good grandma.
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Old 08-08-2003, 01:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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what a thougthful grandmother. come to think of it, i think i would sleep better if she had a chastity belt.
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:11 PM   #6 (permalink)
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grandma...birthcontrol pills...hahahahaha
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahahhah
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Old 08-08-2003, 08:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
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YES! that was fucking hilarious
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Old 08-09-2003, 08:15 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Hehehe.. I like her grandma.. where can i find the girl???
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Old 08-10-2003, 08:27 PM   #10 (permalink)
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hehehe... Grandma is on top of things... that is great... thanks.
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Old 08-11-2003, 08:05 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Great joke, a classic! Thanks
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Old 08-11-2003, 11:56 AM   #12 (permalink)
so many men...so little time.
 
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can't pull the wool over those grandmas eyes!!!
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Old 08-11-2003, 04:13 PM   #13 (permalink)
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