Birth control pills
 

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."

Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"

The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."

The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"

The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice every morning and I sleep better at night."

HA HA HA HA - Nice twist . .

was wondering why that girl never got pregnant !!

Gotta love them grandparents always lookin out for the family

Heheehhe good joke, what a good grandma.

what a thougthful grandmother. come to think of it, i think i would sleep better if she had a chastity belt.

grandma...birthcontrol pills...hahahahaha

hahahhah

YES! that was fucking hilarious

Hehehe.. I like her grandma.. where can i find the girl???

hehehe... Grandma is on top of things... that is great... thanks.

Great joke, a classic! Thanks

can't pull the wool over those grandmas eyes!!!

lol