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Old 08-07-2003, 08:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A string walks into a bar .....

A string is walking down the street when he sees a sign outside of a bar that says, "No strings served". He knows this is string discrimination, so he decides to do something about it. He gets 2 string friends, and they walk into the bar and sit at a corner booth.

The first string gets up and goes to the bar and says, "Can I have a beer please?". The bartender looks at him and says, "You are a string aren't you. We don't serve strings in here. Why don't you just leave!". The string goes back to his friends and tells them what happens.

The second string was a body builder string and decided if he acted tough he might get served. He flexes his muscles till he was the size of a rope and goes up to the bar and says, "Can I have a beer please?". The bartender looks at him and says, "You are a string aren't you. We don't serve strings in here. Why don't you just leave!". The string goes back to his friends and tells them what happens.

The third string is an actor string and decides if he disguises himself, maybe he could get served. He frizzes the end of himself up and ties himself up like a pretzel. He goes up to the bar and says, "Can I have a beer please?". The bartender looks at him and says, "You are a string aren't you.

The string looks at him and says, "No I'm afraid not".

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Old 08-07-2003, 08:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA....wow...i find stupid shit like that wicked funny
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Old 08-08-2003, 12:14 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-08-2003, 07:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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haha got a chuckle out of me thanks
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Old 08-08-2003, 12:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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that joke is just as bad the tenth time i hear it
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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so lame you almost have to laugh, i did
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Old 08-08-2003, 05:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Arghhh! Good buildup. Got me.
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Old 08-08-2003, 06:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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HA Too good.
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Old 08-08-2003, 08:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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took a while, but then it wasn't worth it
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Old 08-08-2003, 08:40 PM   #10 (permalink)
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You just have to open yourself up to the Force, Red. It's actually a very stupid joke, but I couldn't stop laughing when I first heard it almost 15 years ago.
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Old 08-09-2003, 12:21 AM   #11 (permalink)
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took a second
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Old 08-09-2003, 07:14 PM   #12 (permalink)
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HAHAHA......

You know guys i looked at it yesterday, and finally jus got it....


...so lame
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Old 08-10-2003, 12:26 AM   #13 (permalink)
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ahahhh.. close enough =]
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Old 08-11-2003, 04:33 PM   #14 (permalink)
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thats is weak
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Old 08-11-2003, 05:03 PM   #15 (permalink)
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i've heard it before and passed it on..brings many a laughs
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Old 08-18-2003, 10:52 PM   #16 (permalink)
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the 2nd string flexes his muscles and became a rope....picturing it in my head made me LOL my ass off!!
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