| skysooner |
08-07-2003 08:34 PM |
A string walks into a bar .....
A string is walking down the street when he sees a sign outside of a bar that says, "No strings served". He knows this is string discrimination, so he decides to do something about it. He gets 2 string friends, and they walk into the bar and sit at a corner booth.
The first string gets up and goes to the bar and says, "Can I have a beer please?". The bartender looks at him and says, "You are a string aren't you. We don't serve strings in here. Why don't you just leave!". The string goes back to his friends and tells them what happens.
The second string was a body builder string and decided if he acted tough he might get served. He flexes his muscles till he was the size of a rope and goes up to the bar and says, "Can I have a beer please?". The bartender looks at him and says, "You are a string aren't you. We don't serve strings in here. Why don't you just leave!". The string goes back to his friends and tells them what happens.
The third string is an actor string and decides if he disguises himself, maybe he could get served. He frizzes the end of himself up and ties himself up like a pretzel. He goes up to the bar and says, "Can I have a beer please?". The bartender looks at him and says, "You are a string aren't you.
The string looks at him and says, "No I'm afraid not".
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