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Tickford · 08-07-2003, 05:45 PM

Headlines about seaman

Below are top 10 head lines in English newspapers reporting on David Seaman joining Man.City:

1. Keegan covers Schmeichel's exit with Seaman !

2. Arsenal fans find Seaman's release hard to swallow !

3. Did Wenger release Seaman prematurely ?

4. Seaman to fill Keegan's box !

5. Wenger wipes Seaman from Arsenal team sheet !

6. Wenger hoping for clean sheets as Seaman shoots up north !

7. Wenger deposits Seaman in Keegan's lap !

8. Seaman fills Schmeichel's shorts !

9. Big mess at Highbury as Wenger lets Seaman go!

10. Wenger to get youngster in for Seaman !

MikeyChalupa · 08-08-2003, 03:33 AM

Clever!

Wonder how many got printed...

-Mikey

^dude · 08-08-2003, 05:03 AM

tfpfreak · 08-08-2003, 07:52 AM

Thats funny I cant believe that these are real headlines

slant eyes · 08-08-2003, 01:58 PM

clever.

in light of this,

Q: What's long, hard, and full of semen?
A: Submarine (better when said outloud)

CSflim · 08-08-2003, 03:21 PM

hrmmmm.....

knowing the british tabloids, I wouldn't at all put it past them to print some of these!

Akira · 08-09-2003, 07:49 AM

Someone needs to get actual copies of these and send them in to Jay Leno.

Regziever · 08-09-2003, 08:04 AM

I'm guessing he is seriously concidering a name change... Hehe.. good post!

08-07-2003, 05:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tickford Insane Location: Australia	Seamen and Soccer Headlines about seaman Below are top 10 head lines in English newspapers reporting on David Seaman joining Man.City: 1. Keegan covers Schmeichel's exit with Seaman ! 2. Arsenal fans find Seaman's release hard to swallow ! 3. Did Wenger release Seaman prematurely ? 4. Seaman to fill Keegan's box ! 5. Wenger wipes Seaman from Arsenal team sheet ! 6. Wenger hoping for clean sheets as Seaman shoots up north ! 7. Wenger deposits Seaman in Keegan's lap ! 8. Seaman fills Schmeichel's shorts ! 9. Big mess at Highbury as Wenger lets Seaman go! 10. Wenger to get youngster in for Seaman ! __________________ Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined. Samuel Goldwyn

08-08-2003, 05:03 AM	#3 (permalink)
^dude Insane	LOL

08-08-2003, 07:52 AM	#4 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	Thats funny I cant believe that these are real headlines __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford

08-08-2003, 01:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
slant eyes Psycho Location: cali	clever. in light of this, Q: What's long, hard, and full of semen? A: Submarine (better when said outloud) __________________ no man or woman is worth your tears - and the one who is, won't make you cry question authority, don't ask why, just do it!

08-08-2003, 03:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	hrmmmm..... knowing the british tabloids, I wouldn't at all put it past them to print some of these! __________________

08-08-2003, 03:33 AM	#2 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Clever! Wonder how many got printed... -Mikey

08-09-2003, 07:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
Akira Crazy	Someone needs to get actual copies of these and send them in to Jay Leno. __________________ -signature

08-09-2003, 08:04 AM	#8 (permalink)
Regziever Sexy eh? Location: Sweden	I'm guessing he is seriously concidering a name change... Hehe.. good post! __________________ Life is shit, Death is even worse, So what's the point of killing yourself? /Ignatius Camryn Paladine