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Tickford 08-07-2003 05:45 PM

Seamen and Soccer
 
Headlines about seaman

Below are top 10 head lines in English newspapers reporting on David Seaman joining Man.City:

1. Keegan covers Schmeichel's exit with Seaman !

2. Arsenal fans find Seaman's release hard to swallow !

3. Did Wenger release Seaman prematurely ?

4. Seaman to fill Keegan's box !

5. Wenger wipes Seaman from Arsenal team sheet !

6. Wenger hoping for clean sheets as Seaman shoots up north !

7. Wenger deposits Seaman in Keegan's lap !

8. Seaman fills Schmeichel's shorts !

9. Big mess at Highbury as Wenger lets Seaman go!

10. Wenger to get youngster in for Seaman !

MikeyChalupa 08-08-2003 03:33 AM

Clever!

Wonder how many got printed...

-Mikey

^dude 08-08-2003 05:03 AM

LOL

tfpfreak 08-08-2003 07:52 AM

Thats funny I cant believe that these are real headlines

slant eyes 08-08-2003 01:58 PM

clever.

in light of this,

Q: What's long, hard, and full of semen?
A: Submarine (better when said outloud)

CSflim 08-08-2003 03:21 PM

hrmmmm.....

knowing the british tabloids, I wouldn't at all put it past them to print some of these!

Akira 08-09-2003 07:49 AM

Someone needs to get actual copies of these and send them in to Jay Leno.

Regziever 08-09-2003 08:04 AM

I'm guessing he is seriously concidering a name change... Hehe.. good post!


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