"The Fish Story"
 

A man calls home to his wife and says, " Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for
me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife
she does exactly what her husband asked.

The following week-end he came home a little tired but otherwise
looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box."

finally. i've been looking for some corn.....:D

Hehehe that one is great.

ooooh, can you say 'busted!' thanks for the good laugh

Great one! Loved it

Very clever wife.

dudes in shitload of trouble

Doh!

-Mikey

That has got to suck! haha

aaHA!!! Gotcha!! good one!

oh wow

heard it before and it's always good for a laugh!

That guy was so totally BUSTED! Nice strategy.

good one Hanxter, I'll tell it myself, thanks!

Fukin owned!

So.. did he get the promotion?

Seriously... nice one.. thanks.

think he may be in some trouble?

Uh oh...BUSTED!

Took me a minute to get...

He's fucked! Not for a year!

He's not gonna be fucked for a while if I read that one correctly.