Joke of the Day - August 7
 

"Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and punch it in the nose as hard as possible."

"If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump."

ah, the intellectually elite of our class, the marine biologists

didnt see that coming. stumped me

oooo bad puns arrive...hahahaha

Sorry Jadzia, but I just love staring at your tits. And I must say, those are your best yet!


Good joke, too. ;)