Making Love . . YODA style
 

The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love

12. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
10. "Feel the force!"
9. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."
8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
7. "Do me or do me not - there is no try."
6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank
Oz's hand up my ass."
4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too,
hmmmm?"
2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"

Lol!!

No 1 was the best!!
Awesome post!

13. Judge me by my size do you? ... and well you should not...

3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too,
hmmmm?"

love thisn one

nice list. good job

Very funny.

Glad

Don't forget

"Always two there are, a dom and a sub."

hahaha... thats great! Number one is the best.

I loved #8 and #6 hahaha

This is funny. Yoda is by far my favorite Star Wars character

Heheheh! These rock!

hehehe

lmao funny stuff i loved em all

almost any thing with star wars in it is good

Hmmm...funny you are!

haha gotta love the YODA, he somehow get anything he wants

Nunmber 5... classic

good one

lol...very fresh...thanks!!!