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hotdogg 08-06-2003 06:32 PM

Shopping for a man
 
A Husband Shopping Center has opened in Atlanta, where a woman can go
to choose from among many men to be her husband. It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascend.

There is, however, a catch. You're only allowed in once. Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor. If you go up floor, you can't go back down except to
exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door says:

Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman reads the sign. "Well, that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up she goes.

The second floor sign says:

Floor 2: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids and are extremely good-looking.

"Hmmm, better," says the woman. "But I wonder what's further up?"

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking and help with the housework.

"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there's more further up!"

And so again, she goes up.

On the fourth floor the sign reads:

Floor 4: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic
streak.

"Oh, mercy me." (That's how women talk in Georgia) "But just think...what must be awaiting me further up?"

So up to the fifth floor she goes.

The sign on that door says:

Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping. Have a nice day!

paj 08-06-2003 07:40 PM

genuis!

PayUp 08-06-2003 07:45 PM

!HAH! that will teach them

Regziever 08-06-2003 11:51 PM

Hehe.. How true!!

BadForm 08-06-2003 11:56 PM

That's great! I know a few people that I have to show that too.

bravo49 08-07-2003 12:46 AM

How very true

fizzledorf 08-07-2003 06:28 AM

amen, preach it...

slant eyes 08-07-2003 07:32 AM

love it. how very very true. now if only the women learn from this.

bluearmy 08-07-2003 04:17 PM

I like it.

tfpfreak 08-08-2003 08:06 AM

Aint that the truth! haha Ive been trying to tell that to my wife for some time now. I will use this as an example! Thanks

TerresqueÜ 08-08-2003 11:57 AM

Spin on a classic joke.

batm4n_23 08-08-2003 04:15 PM

i like it


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