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bluearmy · 08-06-2003, 02:08 PM

A tarmac road walks into a bar and orders a whisky he says to the barman "Keep the drinks coming and dont argue I am the hardest road surface there is, so no back-chat"

The tarmac road is knocking back the the drinks, bragging about how he is scared by nothing, when a red road surface walks in and orders a drink knocks back his shot then leaves, the barman looks at the tarmac surface who is hiding under a table. The bar man says " I thought you were scared of no one"
The tarmac surface replies "Even I wont mess with a cycle-path"

Same Guy · 08-06-2003, 02:42 PM

ughhhhhhh

Leviathan[NCV] · 08-06-2003, 06:01 PM

Stare At The Sun · 08-06-2003, 11:09 PM

took two seconds to get that, unreal, if that was shorter, it would belong on a popsicle stick. What a groaner

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Still though, those are good for a laugh, i enjoy em

TerresqueÜ · 08-06-2003, 11:18 PM

Guh-roan.

CSflim · 08-07-2003, 12:24 PM

ouch!

ssander9 · 08-07-2003, 01:02 PM

Uhhh speechless

clifclav · 08-07-2003, 01:06 PM

what the....

oh a psycopath I get it...

groan

tfpfreak · 08-08-2003, 08:09 AM

ohh nice

08-06-2003, 02:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	Well hard A tarmac road walks into a bar and orders a whisky he says to the barman "Keep the drinks coming and dont argue I am the hardest road surface there is, so no back-chat" The tarmac road is knocking back the the drinks, bragging about how he is scared by nothing, when a red road surface walks in and orders a drink knocks back his shot then leaves, the barman looks at the tarmac surface who is hiding under a table. The bar man says " I thought you were scared of no one" The tarmac surface replies "Even I wont mess with a cycle-path"

08-06-2003, 02:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
Same Guy Crazy Location: Hawaii	ughhhhhhh __________________ Thank you, come again.

08-06-2003, 11:18 PM	#5 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Guh-roan. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

08-07-2003, 12:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	ouch! __________________

08-07-2003, 01:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Uhhh speechless __________________ I never said you had to.

08-06-2003, 06:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Leviathan[NCV] Well... Location: afk	....

08-06-2003, 11:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	took two seconds to get that, unreal, if that was shorter, it would belong on a popsicle stick. What a groaner . Still though, those are good for a laugh, i enjoy em

08-07-2003, 01:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	what the.... oh a psycopath I get it... groan __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

08-08-2003, 08:09 AM	#9 (permalink)
tfpfreak Crazy Location: MS	ohh nice __________________ Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. ~ Clementine Paddleford