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Old 08-06-2003, 02:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Well hard

A tarmac road walks into a bar and orders a whisky he says to the barman "Keep the drinks coming and dont argue I am the hardest road surface there is, so no back-chat"

The tarmac road is knocking back the the drinks, bragging about how he is scared by nothing, when a red road surface walks in and orders a drink knocks back his shot then leaves, the barman looks at the tarmac surface who is hiding under a table. The bar man says " I thought you were scared of no one"
The tarmac surface replies "Even I wont mess with a cycle-path"
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Old 08-06-2003, 02:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ughhhhhhh
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Old 08-06-2003, 06:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-06-2003, 11:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
Eh?
 
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took two seconds to get that, unreal, if that was shorter, it would belong on a popsicle stick. What a groaner .

Still though, those are good for a laugh, i enjoy em
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Old 08-06-2003, 11:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Guh-roan.
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Old 08-07-2003, 12:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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ouch!
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Old 08-07-2003, 01:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Uhhh speechless
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Old 08-07-2003, 01:06 PM   #8 (permalink)
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what the....

oh a psycopath I get it...

groan
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Old 08-08-2003, 08:09 AM   #9 (permalink)
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ohh nice
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