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Old 08-06-2003, 04:22 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Blind Man's Third Eye

A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog. A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"

The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find
out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."
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Old 08-06-2003, 07:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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lol, thanks Hanx
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Old 08-06-2003, 08:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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haha
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Old 08-06-2003, 08:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
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ha thats pretty funny!!
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Old 08-06-2003, 02:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
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eheheheheheh... never heard that one before
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Old 08-06-2003, 04:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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shared that joke with a couple blind friends of mine. They thought it was funnier than I did but I guess that's no surprise
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Old 08-06-2003, 04:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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really laughed out oud on that one thanksHanxter!
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Old 08-06-2003, 06:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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good one hanxter...got me laughing for quite a while!!
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Old 08-06-2003, 08:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hahah, that was funny
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Old 08-06-2003, 08:33 PM   #10 (permalink)
I stole my boyfriends TFP, hehe !!
 
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HAHA, great one
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Old 08-07-2003, 05:36 AM   #11 (permalink)
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another for my joke folder, thanks
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Old 08-07-2003, 06:50 AM   #12 (permalink)
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ROFL, never heard it b4. i think ill add this one to my jokes folder aswell
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Old 08-08-2003, 08:32 PM   #13 (permalink)
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now that's funny
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Old 08-09-2003, 12:27 AM   #14 (permalink)
These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
 
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hehe
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Old 08-09-2003, 02:28 AM   #15 (permalink)
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huaeuhaehaeheae...thanks for the contri
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