It starts...
 

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" she screamed. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed, "Oh shit! It started..."

Heeheehee....did you have to start it again?

way cool man, that man has got balls.

I saw this before but i love it thanks

atleast he go two beers in before it started!!!! hehehe

Hahahaha!! Awesome!! hehe.. man that's a keeper!

Blaaaa haa ha!!!

But what does mrsquackers think of that joke?

Oh come on ratbastid! You really think I'm gonna show that to her??!?? :)

Oh crap. She posts here! Love you Yoshi! :)

Speaking of which, I hope lurkette doesn't come across this joke....

Fortunately, she gets plenty of laffs from watching me stumble around. She doesn't come into Tilted Humor much.

Haha.

huaehueahuaehuh...good one

heheh

Welcome to my life.

PERFECT ......

Very nice :) I love jokes like that :)

cute, and regrettably often true

it started all right - my chuckling

hehe

LOL

It starts every 5 min. Thanks

hehe...got me's laughin

I like it, thanks!

Well call me Shirley....that would have been really really really useful in my past relationship.

haha, I love it.. Id never do it, but I love it

me and my co-workers loved it - keep 'em coming!

Hey !!!

I resemble that remark :)

This seems like the kind of thing you would read in a police report.

he he, that's a good one

He was pushing it.....
THANKS.

pretty funny

That was my thought on the subject...

jot that done in the jokes to pull on my future wife lol!