uncle phil

MEN KNOW...


Men know.....
that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

Men know.....
that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house.

Men know.....
that if she looks like your mother, run.

Men know.....
that there are at least three sides to every story: his, hers, and the truth.

Men know.....
never to run away from a fight that you know you can win.

Men know.....
that cats are evil and cannot be trusted.

Men know.....
how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game.

Men know.....
exactly how much gas is left in the tank and how far that gas will get them.

Men know.....
that from time to time, is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself.

Men know.....
that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man to stare at her cleavage.

Men also know that the woman will get ticked off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them.

Men know.....
that the reason men don't like cats is because they don't know how to cook them.

Men know.....
that there is no such thing as a sure thing, unless her name is Bambi...

Men know.....
that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how good his daughter is in bed.

Men know.....
that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there.

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

-Anders

So very very true.. Specially the last one

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Hehehe.. This one got me rolling on the floor (It's the truth of truths):

Men know.....
that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect the man to stare at her cleavage.

Men also know that the woman will get ticked off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them.

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Life is shit,
Death is even worse,
So what's the point of killing yourself?
/Ignatius Camryn Paladine

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