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08-05-2003, 07:03 PM
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Junkie
Location: In the middle of the desert.
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The tale of the horse...
On his annual trip to town, the cowboy ties up at the saloon and saunters in for a whiskey. At the bar, he sees a horse tied up. In front of the horse is a bushel basket full of ten dollar bills.
The cowboy asks the barman, "Hey, what's up with the horse and the basket?" The barman replies, "Well, we have a little contest goin'. You toss your ten in the basket, and if'n you can make the horse laugh, you get the basket." "Well.... can I whisper in his ear?" asks the cowboy. "I reckon that'd be O.K." replies the barman. So, the cowboy walks up to the horse, throws a ten dollar bill into the bushel basket, and whispers in the horse's ear. The horse breaks out in a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Rolling on the floor, with tears streaming out of his eyes, laughing hard enough to bust a gut. The cowboy grabs the bushel basket and leaves. A year later, the cowboy rides back through. He ties up at the saloon, saunters in for a whiskey, and sure enough, there's the horse. "Ten bucks in the basket, and make the horse laugh, right?" Asks the cowpoke. "Well, now, we changed the rules a bit this year. Now ya hafta make the horse cry." The cowboy thinks for a second, and asks "Can I take him outside, just for a second?" "Well, I reckon that'd be alright," says the barman. So the cowboy tosses a ten spot into the basket, walks the horse out front, and shortly after walks back in with the horse. The horse is crying. Bawling like a baby, wailing like a jilted lover. The cowboy picks up the bushel basket, and the barman says "Now, hold on there, son. Two years in a row, you have done the impossible. How did you do it?" "Well," replies the cowboy, "Last year when I had to make the horse laugh, I whispered in his ear 'My dick's bigger than yours!'" "This year, I showed 'im!" 
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