Vampire's Drink (grossout warning!)
 

A vampire walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks up to him and says, "What can I get you?" The vampire says, "A cup of hot water." The bartender looks at him strangely, but gets the water. When he brings it over to the vampire, he says, "I thought you guys drank blood. What's with the water?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "What, you've never heard of a tea bag?"

ROFL

good one

Eeew!!!!

Disgustingly funny.

damn, now that's funny...

hahaha, took a second.

wrong. so wrong

*slaps face* Ehhhhh...

thats a great joke

oh man, I hafta use that one.

its funny cause its true

That was sick!

Why don't you see signs saying "dry paint"?