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04-19-2003, 03:49 AM
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Insane
Location: Shoe (the one owned by the lady with lots of kids)
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Masturbaters of America
You don't need to use a condom
You don't need a dental dam. You don't need to say "I Love You", Or "Here's Fifty Dollars, Ma'am." Don't need to spring for dinner, Or wear all that sexy stuff All you need's a set of fingers And a wanker or a muff. 'Cause everybody's doin' it, All across the land Masturbators Of America, Give Yourselves A Hand! It's natural, and organic It's easy and it's fun If you don't know how to do it Ask your parents how it's done. 'Cause everybody's doin' it, And boy does it feel grand, Masturbators of America, Give Yourselves a Hand! You can rub it with some lotion You can stroke it with a cloth Arnold Schwartzenegger pounds it, Michael Jackson jacks it off. Your attitude will soften, Your horizons will expand. Masturbators of America, Give Yourself a Hand! 
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