Dead frog.
 

So there's a little boy walking down the street pulling a wagon with a dead frog in it. He goes up to a whore house and asks the lady on the porch for the nastiest girl she's got. She says "What in the world would you do with a nasty old two-dollar hooker?" "I want crabs", he says. "WHAT!!! Why on earth?" says the old lady. "Well, tomorrow, I'll screw the babysitter, then when daddy comes home, he'll screw her. Then daddy'll give it to ma when they go to bed, and when he goes to work in the morning, she'll fuck the milkman. And he's the son of a bitch who ran over my frog!!!"

Lol!!! Awesome one!! Five stars!

what a spiteful little kid.

And clever

give the kid 5 stars!

thats funny!

Thanks, I'm glad I'm not the only one with a demented sense of humor. :D

What a chain of events! Funny joke!

Sounds like a plan

a well thought out plan!!!!!!! hahahaha

How to get you're own back. Fantastic

Great joke. The first time I heard it, it was herpes, but good stuff. ;)

definitely a keeper, thanks